Archives for May, 2009
Best Local News Interview Evah
Saturday, May 30th, 2009
Russians High On Boot Polish Make Children Feral
Thursday, May 28th, 2009
Them commies is fucked up: A “feral” five-year-old girl who hisses and barks after being forced by her family to live as one of their many pets has been rescued from a home in far eastern Russia. According to police, the child, who has only been identified as “Natasha”, was so neglected that she had [...]
Buddhists and Hindus Love Genocide Just Like Eveyone Else
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009
M.i.A. went on Bill Maher’s Real Time last week to talk about Sri Lanka: If you are clueless about the Sri Lanka situation, read up here. United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, my boy, just went there and says things are fucked up.
Fuck Terrorists, They Are Pussies, I Ain’t Scared
Thursday, May 21st, 2009
Lately the news has been dominated by this whole Guantanamo Bay/Torture debate. Suddenly even most elected democrats are pissing their pants about closing down Gitmo because they are worried that terrorists are going to move into their basements. We can’t even talk about all the torturing we used to do because Nacy Pelosi might have [...]
Fuck Wachovia, They Are Thieves And Liars
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
In my long banking career, I have incurred plenty of overdraft fees, and when I am at fault, I admit it and take the loss and it sucks but oh well. But Wachovia is engaged in a big scam and I became the newest victim, so I am going to do everything I can to [...]
Progress Report: The Price Of Time
Thursday, May 7th, 2009
It has been a while since I’ve posted here, but on top of dealing with weeks of no internet and an annoying, lingering cold, I’ve been extremely busy. I mentioned here a very long time ago that I had begun working on my science fiction book, but that was sort of a lie. Some things [...]
